How many times have you seen THE SHEMPS?

1. Saturday January 8, 2000 at Nightingales with THE PLUNGERS and Double NuthinS , KUNG FU MONKEYS and Cash Registers
2. Sunday January 30, 2000 at Continental with ...
3. Saturday February 12, 2000 Rachel's House Williamsburg Brooklyn with THE PLUNGERS and TET OFFENSIVE.
4. Sunday February 27, 2000 Lakeside Lounge.
5. Saturday March 4, 2000 Nightingales with LONE WOLVES and ROT GUT.
6. Wednesday March 29, 2000 Parkside Lounge with WORSE, NOWHERE SQUARES and HECKLERS.
7. Friday March 31, 2000 Purchase College with some angry accordian player.
8. Sunday April 8, 2000 Continental with ... THE PLUNGERS
9. Friday May 19, 2000 Turf Club St Paul, MN with SEA MONKEYS, HIPSTERZ, FLAKES, TINA AND THE TOTAL BABES, SHORT FUSES, CHERRY VALENCE and a bunch of other bands.
10. Sunday May 28, 2000 Lakeside Lounge.
11. Saturday June 3, 2000 Charleston, Williamsburg Brooklyn
12. Friday June 30 2000 Safari Club, Providence RI with DOUBLE NUTHINS
13. Thursday July 13, 2000 Tokyo Japan (Koenji) UFO Club With GUITAR WOLF
14. Friday July 14, 2000 Tokyo Japan (Shinjuku) ACCEL 4, DAS BOOT and JETBOYS
15. Sunday July 16, 2000 Tokyo Japan ( Fusa) GUITAR WOLF, GIRLFRIENDS and 5,6,7,8's
16. Sunday October 8 2000 Lakeside Lounge
17. December 16th 2000 at Desmond's Tavern:With The Plungers The Spunks and The Naughty Fairies
18. Continental January 21st with The Plungers , Lamont and Truss Monkeys
19. Lakeside Lounge Sunday February 11th, 2001 9PM
20 Sunday April 30th 2001. Continental With some crappy ass bands.
21. Friday May 22 2001, Orange Bear with the Chasers and Easy Living
22. Friday August 10th, 2001 CONEY ISLAND SIDESHOW with THE PLUNGERS, SPITTOONS, CLAMS and SATO AND JONNY
23. Monday November 26th, 2001 CBGB with Guitar Wolf, Plungers and Andy G and the Roller Kings
24. Sunday June 23rd 2002 Lakeside Lounge First show with Artie Jim and Sue. Artie made an ass of himself taking off Spazz's glasses, not very nice...
25. Wednesday July, 24 Uncle Joes Cabin with 3rd Grade Level. Artie made an ass of himself grabbing a cops lil willy.
26. Thursday , August 1, 2002 Willie Mc Bride , Hoboken with 3rd Grade level
27. Thursday August 22, 2002 Willie McBrides, Hoboken with white rap bands, YAY!
28. Saturday August 31, 2002 at Lakeside Lounge
29. Friday September 27th, at Lakeside Lounge
30. Saturday November 9th at LUXX with Little Killers and Manda and the Marbles (OH
31 Thursday, Novemberr 14th at Niagara
32. Thursday December 5th Splendid Bar Baby Shower Measurement Wars
33. Thursday December 19th with Three Years Older The Arsons Flying Aces Saints N Sinners LI
34. Friday Jan 10th 2003 - Seattle with Hollowpoints AMAZOMBIES, Chased and Smashed at Zak's
35. SATURDAY Jan 11th Hell's Kitchen in Tacoma with AMAZOMBIES
36. SUNDAY Jan 12th Portland with Chased and Smashed The Fuckpit
37. TUESDAY Jan 14th Parkside SF with Pirx the Pilot and October Allied
38. WEDNESDAY Jan 15th LA at Bigfoot Lodge with STUPOR STARS
39. THURSDAY Jan 16th LA at THE SMELL with the STUPOR STARS and THE JAG OFFS and TOYS THAT KILL
40. FRIDAY Jan17th San Diego at Scolaris Office with HEARTACHES, STUPOR STARS ,The Phuzz and more 21+
41.SATURDAY Jan 18th Filthy's Records Lake Elsinore CA with The Phuz
42. SUNDAY Jan19th SF Daytime Warehouse Show with THE FLESHIES The Deadly Weapons, The Orphans
43. SUNDAY Jan 19th 2003SF Mission Records with THE ORPHANS and SHAT Artie Slipped on a Burrito during the last note of the last song and broke his arm. No more Playstation 2 for Mr Philie
44. Friday January 24th Northsixin Brooklyn with CANDY SNATCHERS, TWO MAN ADVANTAGE, LITTLE KILLERS and DEAN DEAN AND THE SEX MACHINES
45. Monday February 3rd at MEOW MIX with ARSONS, VM Collison and Bloodstained Kings
46. Monday March 10th Manitoba's
47. Saturday March 15th Martinez Gallery Greenpoint Brooklyn with LOS PERROS from Spain
48. Friday March 21st at Hanks Saloon with Dick Army
49. Sunday March 23rd at Lakeside with The Gamp on Guitar.
50. Saturday April 19th Laila's House with GIMANTIS SATO N JOHNNY and Biergarden First Show with Neil!
51. Saturday April 19th At Asterish Gallery in Bushwick with GIMANTIS, MONK EASTMANS, THE WEEKENDERS, THE JEZEBELLS
52. Thursday April 24th Saints N Sinners Smithtown NY with Yes Sensei and Tinklepotty From Hawaii
53. Friday April 25th The Juke Joint Bellmore Long Island With Carfire and Aklista
54. Friday May 2nd DOT DASH PRESENTS Morticia's Lovers (From Italy) The Weekenders at Siberia
55. Wednesday June 18th CONTINENTAL RIGER MIRET and the DISASTERS THE ARSONS, 6 GUN REPUBLIC
56. Friday June 20th The Stinger in Williamsburg with Spunk Lads and Blood Angora
57. Friday July 4th CBGB with THE FLESHIES BAD WIZARD 1776 SPEED DEALER
58. Friday 7/18 Valentines (Albany) with TO HELL AND BACK and Goblet
59. Saturday 7/19 NYC with TOYS THE KILL, IFARM, 4 DEADLY QUESTIONS END OF THE WORLD NEWS Rooftop in Bkln
60 Wednesday August 13th DOWN BY LAW PSUEDO HEROES AMAZOMBIES & VISION CBGB
61 Tuesday September 23rd Otto's Shrunken Head with THE SAILORS (Australia)
62. Thursday October 2nd with Vena Cava (San Diego)at Niagara
63. Saturday November 1st Laila's House with Biergarden
64. November 13th 11:30 PM Pat Duncan's on WFMU! http://www.wfmu.org/
65. November 21st The Shoreham "Wreck" Center with Repercussions and Devil Spades Brookhaven Long Island
66. Sunday November 30th Sin-e with Dean Dean and the Sex Machines and FRESH KILLS
67. Saturday December 13th Asterisk Gallery Brooklyn with Mensch and THE LOVEKILL
68 Thursday Dec 19th WFMU Dave the Spazz's Xmas show we did 3 xmas songs.
69. Jan 9th - Seattle with THE AMAZOMBIES at THE FUNHOUSE with THROWAWAY ANGELS and ALL OUT
70 Jan 10th - Olympia Wa with THE AMAZOMBIES and AXIDENTALS Brotherhood Tavern
71 Jan 11th - Portland Twilight Cafe with SPIDERS ON SPIDERS
72 Jan 12 - Ashland Oregon Musichead Records with THE GMO's , THE JONS and BLOWN CASKET
73 Jan 13th - Chico CA The Riff Raff with The Amazing Diamonds
74 Jan 14th - Long Beach Que Sera with THE ORPHANS and STUPOR STARS
75 Jan 15th San Diego Scolaris Office with THE ORPHANS and Unregistered Sex Defenders
76 Jan 16th - Los Angeles The Smell with THE STITCHES THE ORPHANS and TOYS THAT KILL
77 Jan 17th - Gilman St with JEWDRIVER and THE ORPHANS, ONION FLAVORED RINGS and WRANGLER BRUTES
78 Jan 18th - San Francisco - PARKSIDE with THE ORPHANS and LIL ARMY (Bill busted his nose and bled all over everything)
79 Sat Feb 7th Siberia with Carbonas (GA) Die Rotzz (LA)
80. Sat Feb 28th North six with Candy Snatchers Some Action Darling The Stags The Sick Fits
81. Saturday March 13th Nichol's house Cowboy Party!
82. Saturday April 17th The Trash Bar Brooklyn with RIVETHEAD THE ERGS and OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
83. Friday May 14th Ultra Sound Lounge Levittown NY
84. May 15th Albany Gloom Fest Trinity Church in Albany, NY with DROPDEAD 9 SHOCKS TERROR DEVOID OF FAITH CUT THE SHIT THE PROWL THE RITES Mark Telfian TO HELL AND BACK THE RUNNAMUCKS CLOSE CALL 14 OR FIGHT SICK AND TIRED OUTTA HAND THE JURY
85. May 16th Brentwood Juvenile Correctional Facility - with Repercussions
86. Saturday May 22nd Otto's Shrunken Head ELECTRIC SHADOWS
87. Friday June 25th THE ERGS CD Release House Party 73 Delafield St, New Brunswick, NJ with HUNCHBACK
88. Saturday July 3rd Valentines, Albany NY with TO HELL AND BACK
89. Friday July 30th Office Ops Brooklyn TOYS THAT KILL, FLESHIES, THE REPERCUSSIONS
90. SUNDAY August 1st! FOODSWINGS SHOWCASE MONTY LOVE and KEVIN DEVINE @ Trash Bar
91. Thursday August 12, 2004 with JEWDRIVER and THE REPERCUSSIONS at Saints n Sinners Long Island
92. Friday August 13th Northsix Brooklyn with JEWDRIVER, VEE DEE and TWO MAN ADVANTAGE
93. August 21st Party at Nichol's with Desperation Radio
94. Saturday August 28th 248 McKibbin Roof Party Pile of Face / Imaginary Bill / Escalator Fiend
95. WEDNESDAY SEPT 15th Purchase College with THE ORPHANS (LA) and Robert Inevitable & The Static
96. Saturday Oct 9th Trash Bar with THE SPITS, THE SPITTOONS and DC SNIPERS
97. Saturday Oct 23rd KNIITING FACTORY with GUADALUPE- LADY KILLERS (LA) -
98. Thursday October 28th with UK SUBS THE KRAYS POLYABUSE. TRENCHCOAT ARMY, LAST CALL BRAWL at CBGB
99. Saturday November 13th Middle East, Upstairs Cambridge Mass CANDY SNATCHERS ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN SHANGHAI VALENTINE
COFFIN LIDS
100. Saturday November 20th Asbury Lanes NJ with THE PLUNGERS
101. Friday November 26th Reptillian Records Party with Fascist Fascist Triac and Gunna Vahm Ottobar Baltimore
102. Wed 1/5 Phoenix AZ Modified i with WRONGSIDERS/FUCK YOU UPS MEAT DEPT BUDGET SINATRA
103. Thr 1/6 San Diego Chasers with The Orphans
104. Fri 1/7 Long Beach CA Alex's with Flash Express and The Orphans
105. Sat 1/8 Pomona The Glasshouse with The Orphans and Toys That Kill
106. Sun1/9 Berkeley Gilman Street with The Orphans Verse Another Breath Forward To Death
107. Mon 1/10 SF The Parkside with Teen Harlots and Sweet Nothings
108. Tue 1/11 Chico Ca Off Limits Bar with The Fatals Asskickers
109. Wed 1/12 Reno Nv Satellite Bar with Pisces Knife
110. Thursday 1/13 Medford OR Musichead with Idle Threats Suicide Scandals
111. Fri 1/14 Portland OR MEOW MEOW, with CLOROX GIRLS CATHOLIC BOYS DISKORDS and INNOCENTS
112. Sat 1/15 Seattle WA Comet Tavern with AMAZOMBIES Strap Straps
113: SA 2/12/05 Valentines Albany NY with MURPHY"S LAW - TO HELL AND BACK - SOME ACTION AMPS TO ELEVEN
EVIXXION - PUSH COMES TO SHOVE - METRONOME and THE TRUTH HURTS
114. SUN 2/13 NORTH 6 Brooklyn with THE SHIT AMPS TO ELEVEN CRYBABY MACARTHUR
115. THURSDAY FEB 24th LIVE WITH ANIMALS GALLERY BROOKLYN THE CARBONAS (GA) PLASTIC LETTERS (LA), BEAT BEAT BEAT (GA)
116. WEDNESDAY APRIL 6th THE UNLOVEABLES TOYS THAT KILL FOURDEADLYQUESTIONS At Knitting Factory
117. TUESDAY APRIL 19th at LIT with THE BAMBOO KIDS, Crimson Sweet and Great Shakes
118. Saturday April 30th with JOE COFFEE ELECTRIC SHADOWS. VISITORS at CBGB
119. GOTHAM GIRLS ROLLERDERBY Friday May 20th with LADY UNLUCK
120.Saturday May 21st GLOOMFEST AVSKUM FUCKED UP CAREER SUICIDE the RITES STRAIGHT TO HELL TOXIC HOLOCAUST NO FUCKER SICK AND TIRED the JURY at Valentines Albany NY
121. June 4th Blue Plate Norfolk, VA with Needles
122. Friday July 1st with BENT OUTTA SHAPE, THE MODERN MACHINES, LOST LOCKER COMBO, THE ERGS
at TOMMYS TAVERN, Brooklyn
123. Friday July 29th Asbury Lanes, Asbury Park NJ with KNIGHTS OF THE NEW CRUSADE
124. Saturday August 6th North 6 LOS GATOS NEGROS (IN) (plan it x records) GORDAN GANO'S ARMY (UK) LOST LOCKER COMBO DICONNECT (NV) BAFABAGIYA (NV)
125. Saturday August 13th The Side Bar Baltimore Md with SLUMLORDS Out To Win The Spark In My Way Wisdom in Chains Pulling Teeth Stop, Drop & Roll
126. August 26th -28th The Double Down - Rollerderby Convention
The MothBalls The Knights of the New Crusade The Meat Dept. JewDriver The Malamondos The Guilty Hearts The Condors The Radio Reelers The Dissimilars The Shemps The Knockout Pills The Okmoniks The Loud Pipes Toothless George & His One-Man Band and more
127.Friday September 2nd Dean Rispler's Birthday Show Trash Bar BrooklynCANDY SNATCHERS - TWO MAN ADVANTAGE - BAMBOO KIDS - THE STAGS
128. Friday October 7th The Wreck Room Brooklyn with Brady Bastards Johnny Andrew
129. Sunday October 9th CONTINENTAL with 2 MAN ADVANTAGE SUPREME COMMANDER THE TWATS BLACK LABELED
130. SUNDAY NOV 6th THROW RAG THE SHEMPS SCOTCH GREENS THE RATS Last Jim Hass Show, at Trash Bar
131. Sunday December 18th 005 The Khyber in Philly w Cannibal Cow & Bloody Wall of Gore
132. Monday Jan 9th at North 6 Brooklyn w Imperial Leather (Sweden) Bayonettes (Canada) & Splitting Headache
133. Friday February 3rd ALBANY, NY The Jury House w/THE WAYWARD & THE JURY
134. Saturday February 25th Stabbin Cabin West Philadelphia, w THE LOW BUDGETS All Ages
135. 3/30 San Diego Zombie Lounge w JEWDRIVER
136. 3/31 LA Workman's Circle REAGAN SS THE IGNORANT and BRUTAL KNIGHTS and JEWDRIVER
137. 4/1 Gilman St w Jesus Fucking Christ Until The Fall Science Of Yabra and JEWDRIVER
138. 4/2 San Francisco Annie's Social Club with JEWDRIVER (The Mothballs didnt wanna go out in the rain)
139. 4/3 Sacramento Junta w/ The 4Eyes and The Megacools and JEWDRIVER
140. 4/4 Reno Satellite Bar with Young Lions and JEWDRIVER
141. 4/5 Chico Off Limits w P.A.W.N.S & Ill Gotten Gains and JEWDRIVER
142. 4/6 Southern Oregon HC House w JEWDRIVER and Idle Threats
143. 4/7 Portland OR IWW Hall 616 E Burnside at 6th w Artimus Pyle and JEWDRIVER
144. 4/8 Seattle The Funhouse w JEWDRIVER, Dateless & Amazombies
145. 4/9 Olympia The Maniumwith Rocket Attack and JEWDRIVER
146. Friday April 21st at MAXWELL'S with THE PAPER STREETS and ON THE PROWL
147. Tuesday April 25th with THE MODERN MACHINES (WI) THE ERGS and Gloryhole at Tommys Tavern
148. Thursday May 18th 120 Hamilton St, NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ w EASY ACTION Lord Sterling and Crush Kill Destroy
149 Saturday June 3rd PASSED OUT RECORDS GRAND OPENING SMUT ** THE DEMANDS ** HECKLERS ** 4 DEADLY QUESTIONS ** THE SHEMPS ** ICU ** THE SHOP FRONTS ** THE YAMS ** LOS BLANKITOS ** MEMPHIS MORTICIANS
150. Saturday June 17th Living Room RI with Midnight Creeps Sleazies, The Taint, For What Its Worth
151. Friday July 21 Toronto Silver Dollar w Career Suicide and Brutal Knights and Sailboats are White
152. Saturday July 22 Montreal @ Escogriffe w Brutal Knights , Nymphettes and The Aversions
153. Sunday August 13th BOSTON w THE LEATHER UPPERS (Canada) and Black Clouds @ Abbey Lounge
154. Fri August 11th w THE LEATHER UPPERS - THE AVERSIONS - THE TURPENTINE BROS - THE YAMS at Trash Bar
155.Thursday August 24th NorthSix with FLIPPER, PISSED JEANS, DEATHCYCLE
156. Sat Aug 26th w BRUTAL KNIGHTS (Canada) DACTYL GUNNA VAHM @ Ottobar Baltimore MD REPTILLIAN RECORDS GRAND RE-OPENING SHOW
157. Sat Sept 9th THE AVENGERS THE FOUR SLICKS (ex Ripoffs) THE PLUNGERS LIVE FAST DIE @Trash Bar
158. Tuesday 9/12 with Chronic Seizure and Dustheads at CAKE SHOP
159. Saturday OCTOBER 14th** SICK SICK BIRDS ** DEAD MECHANICAL ** SUICIDE DOLLS ** LOST LOCKER COMBO Tommys Tavern
160. Sunday November 5th The Rants The Spades (Belguim) Saloonatics @ Sin-e
161. Saturday March 3rd 3PM at PASSOUT RECORDS With IFARM - THE CHALLENGED
162. Saturday March, 10 2007at Valentines with TO HELL AND BACK -A PIG TO DIE - OUTTA COMMISION Albany, New York
163. March 18th w SIMON AND THE BAR SINISTERS OTTO'S SHRUNKEN HEAD
164. Sunday April, 15 2007 at Cake Shop w BRUTAL KNIGHTS (Canada) BLACKOUT SHOPPERS ARSONS
165. Wednesday April 18th @ 538 Johnson w THE VICIOUS BRUTAL KNIGHTS
166. SHEMPS and IFARM MIDWEST TOUR 2007 Friday May 25 2007 Cleveland, Ohio NOW THATS CLASS -with WE MARCH
167. May 26 2007 Chicago, Illinois Beat Kitchen w Copyrights n Methadones
168. May 27 2007 Minneapolis, Minnesota FIRST AVE and 7th St Entry with Straight A's and Sofa Kingdom
169. May 28 2007 Duluth MN The Merritt 4017 W 7th with Wormsley Common Gang -The Moon Is Down
170. Duluth Later Show Red Lion 220 E Superior St. Horse & Rider
171. May 29 2007 Madison Sam's Basement w THE GUSTO 16 N Franklin St
172. May 30 2007 St Louis ort Gondo Compound for the Arts with the Humanoids, and Civic Progre
173. May 31 2007 Nashville Tennessee THE END w The Blacklist Royals The Hell and The Titts
174. Jun 1 2007 Asheville NC 4th Base House 34 Edgehill Ave with Hexx
175. Jun 2 2007 Norfolk VA THE BLUE PLATE 216 E Plume St w Old Habits and Die Hards
176. Wed 7.11.07 Lit Lounge w THE GENDERS from Tel Aviv and Dishwashers
177. Fri 8.03.07 The Delancy w Blackout Shoppers Loafass Trauma Team The Pervs
178.Sat September 1st Dean Rispler's Birthday Bash at Trash Bar Two Man Advantage **The Bamboo Kids ** dälek ** The Shemps ** Oddateee ** The Walk Ons ** The Star Spangles ** I Farm ** Darling ** The Cherry Bombs**
179. Sat 9/8 Now Thats Class Cleveland OH 9/11 Conspiracy Year 3 Day 2 w/ DARVOCETS, Midnight, The Shemps(NYC), No Peace, Chronic Seizure, Puncture Wound
180. Saturday September 29th - Bait and Tackle Bar - Red Hook Brooklyn w WWIX (Debut show with new singer!)
182. Saturday October 6th - Lost and Found w Hollowpoints (WA) Bad Luck Charms IFARM
183. Friday October 12th 08:00 PM - in Williamsburg 2 Man Advantage Anniversary! Supreme Trading, 213 N. 8th St., Brooklyn. Blood City Shack Up ** Supreme Commander **Animale** The Bamboo Kids **The Shemps **Two Man Advantage
184. Saturday October 20, 2007 - Breast Cancer Benefit w Full of Fancy Hamilton St New Brunswick, New Jersey