GUITAR
Squeaky Dave Wilentz has been in too many bands. Some of these include THE STALLIONS, THE HOT CORN GIRLS , THE CHIMPANZEES, ANIMAL CRACKERS, MEDICINE MAN, and who knows what else. He can be reached by email.
BASS
Billy Florio was in BUGOUT SOCIETY and currently writes a column for MAXIMUM ROCKNROLL . He can be reached via email.
SELF-ABUSE
Artie Shemp got kicked out of MILHOUSE and INDECISION, and will soon be kicked out of The Shemps. You can reach him via email.
GUITAR
Neil Halpin. He used to be in HIBACHI JOE and currently plays in THE MERCY KILLERS. Neil
KEYBOARDS
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Mr. Callahan Email him here
DRUMS
Matt Longoria is a man of mystery. All information has been classified in order to protect the
public well-being.
Chris Russo
The Shemps Personal Stylist
Chris doesn't own a computer but he has an Ipod, he's so damn cool.