| KING OF
GARAGE (SPAZZ) HE DRIVES HIS CAR DOWN THE STREET JUST TO MAKE THE SCENE GOES TO THE CAR WASH WHEN HE WANTS TO GET CLEAN TAKES HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT TO A TOPLESS SHOW GONNA PLAY PING PONG WITH SAM NOW, YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIM GO! DON’T MESS WITH HIM, HE’LL GET UNDER YOUR SKIN HE GOT IT ALL AND HE WANNA BALL HE’S LIVIN’ LARGE- THEY CALL HIM THE KING OF GARAGE THINKS EVERYONE HATES HIM BUT THAT AIN’T TRUE NOBODY HAS HEARD ABOUT HIM OUTSIDE THE ZOO HE’S GOT HENCHMEN AT HIS BECK AND CALL A ROCK AND ROLLER AND HE’S GOT IT ALL DON’T YOU KNOW, HE’S LIVIN’ LARGE THEY CALL HIM KING OF GARAGE
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ADRENALINE JUNKIE (BILL
ARTIE)
Look out kids, I'm a motorcycle rider
If you dont wanna race dont come for a ride
I thought i could get one over but her dads the assistant d.a. Judge Gave me a paper said "You better stay away"
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| THAT’S GREAT
THAT SUCKS (SPAZZ) WELL I HIT THE STREET LOOKING FOR SOME WORK THEN I GOT A JOB WORKING FOR SOME JERK CHANGED MY NAME TO MISTER NINE TO FIVE AIN’T IT GOOD TO BE ALIVE THAT’S GREAT THAT SUCKS WHO CARES WHAT THE FUCK WELL I GOTTA GET A BREAK FROM THIS STREAK OF LUCK BABY SAID SHE’D LOVE ME TIL THE DAY SHE DIES SHE’S FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY GIRLS HATE ME THINK I’M A CREEP AT LEAST NOW I GET PLENTY OF SLEEP WELL EVERYTHING BAD ALWAYS HAPPENS IN TWO’S SO DO THE MATH I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE PEOPLE ALWAYS GET ME DOWN I’LL GET SOME REST WHEN I’M IN THE GROUND |
PROPHET OMEGA
(Squeaky) YOU’RE UNDER MY SPELL
GOT YOU IN MY TRANCE |
| DAMN SHAME
(SQUEAKY,) WELL I DON’T KNOW WHAT YA WANT FROM ME MAN AND I DON’T REALLY CARE YOU JUST KEEP YOUR DIRTY LITTLE GREASY MEAT HOOKS OUT OF MY HAIR WELL YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO; YOU GOT TO PAY THE PRICE NOW WERE GONNA A HAVE A SATANIC ORGY, TONIGHT YOU’RE THE SACRIFICE YOUR GOING DOWN RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG NO ONE REMEMBERS YOUR NAME AND YOU’VE ONLY GOT YOURSELF TO BLAME YOU CAN EXIT THROUGH THE WAY THAT YOU CAME CUZ YER A DAMN DOG DIRTY SHAME WELL I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU MAN YER NOTHING BUT A SHAM AND I’M GONNA TELL THOSE TEENAGE GIRLS, ALL ABOUT YER SCAM I’LL TURN THEM INTO A DIRTY DOG SQUAD, HUNGRY FOR REVENGE THEY’LL TAKE YOU IN THE ALLEY PUT YOU DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, CUT OFF YOUR HEAD |
THE FACE
(BILL)
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| OTHER HALF (SPAZZ,
BILL) WELL EVERYBODY’S GOT
SOMETHING TO GIVE |
DEEP THINKER
(SPAZZ) WHEN I MEET A CHICK I CAN READ HER MIND GET WHAT I WANT DON’T WASTE ANY TIME I CAN YELL FROM A ROOF OR WHISPER IN YER EAR I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR I’M A REAL COOL JERK THAT AIN’T NO LIE I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DIGGIN’ EVERY NIGHT I’M A DEEP THINKER SOUL DRINKER GET INSIDE YOUR MIND DEEP THINKER SOUL DRINKER YEAH I’M THE THINKIN’ KIND I CAN CLOUD YOUR MIND ON A SUNNY DAY I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE GONNA SAY |
| COUNT ME OUT
(SPAZZ) WELL I’M NOT PART OF THE COOL SCENE MISS OUT ON EVERYTHING I NEVER GET AROUND I’M THE BIGGEST JERK IN TOWN COUNT ME OUT YEAH YEAH KNOCK YERSELF OUT WELL PEOPLE TELL ME I’M A SQUARE NEVER GO OUT ANYWHERE WELL I DON’T WORRY BOUT A THING IN MY WORLD I’M A KING WELL THE HIPSTERS GO TO PARTIES COOL CHICKS WANNA DANCE SCHMOOZERS WANNA SCHMOOZE ALL NIGHT I DON’T EVER GET A CHANCE 5-4-3-2-1-GO! |
BLIND DATE
(ARTIE) I THOUGHT IT OVER AND IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG I GOT A MOVE ON SOON YOU WILL BE GONE IT’S LIKE A PSYCHOPATHIC FANTASY THE DEVIL SAYS YOU BELONG TO ME IT’S A KNEE-JERK REACTION I’M GONNA GET A LITTLE ACTION YOU TRY TO HIDE YOURSELF FROM ME, WELL I GOT A KNIFE AND YOUR GONNA BLEED YOU GET THE FEELING THAT YOU’RE NOT ALONE THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I FOLLOWED YOU HOME I HOPE YOU STRUGGLE AND I HOPE YOU SCREAM ITS ALL PART OF MY MASTER SCHEME YOUR GONNA BLEED |
| TALKIN’ TO
MYSELF (SPAZZ) TRIED SHOUTING AT A LAMP TRIED TALKING TO THE NEIGHBOR’S CAT TALK TO THE CEILING TALK TO THE WALL NOW I’M TALKIN’ TO NOBODY AT ALL GOT THE FEELIN’ I’M TALKIN’ TO MYSELF GOT A LOT TO SAY TO NOBODY ELSE NOBODY LISTENS NOBODY CARES BEEN LIKE THIS TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS NOBODY EVER RAISES THEIR VOICE CAUSE I NEVER GIVE THEM A CHOICE WENT DOWNTON AND I BOUGHT A GUN I PUT A BULLET INTO EVERYONE THEY PUT ME DOWN WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE GOT A LOT TO SAY ALL THE TIME |
THE LURKER
(SPAZZ) FOLLOW YOU AROUND WHEREVER YOU GO GOTTA BE RIGHT NEAR YOU I NEED YOU SO LURKER HERE I COME AROUND AND I GO AROUND YOU THINK YOU’RE BY YOURSELF WHEN YOU GO HOME YOU GOT SOME COMPANY BABY YOU’RE NEVER ALONE I JUST WANT SOMETHING TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOU DON’T CARE IF YOU DON’T CARE GONNA BE WITH YOU EVERYWHERE |
| YOU HATE ME
(Pedro Ramone) NOBODY LOOKS LIKE MICK JAGGER NOBODY LOOKS LIKE ME I KNOW YOU, YOU HATE ME YOU NEVER LET ME IN YOU NEVER BUY ME BEER I KNOW YOU, YOU HATE ME YOU PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW ME WHEN I’M PASSED OUT IN THE STREET YOU WALK BY AND POINT AT ME WHY DONTCHA JUST LET ME BE? HOW COME YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME PAY THEN YOU TELL ME TO GO AWAY I KNOW YOU, YOU HATE ME HOW COME YOU NEVER LET ME IN? YOU NO LIKE SOUTH AMERICANS? I KNOW YOU, YOU HATE ME YOU PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW ME WHEN I’M PASSED OUT IN THE STREET YOU WALK BY AND SPIT ON ME WHY DONTCHA JUST LET ME BE? |
WONTCHA
(ARTIE, SPAZZ'S title but I doubt he wants any credit for this one) WELL SHUT YOUR MOUTH, AND HEAR ME OUT I KNOW YOU KNOW MY NAME I WON’T REPEAT IT AGAIN SHELTER FROM THE STORM I’M GONNA WAGE WAR I’M UNDERGROUND TAKE MY HAND I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN WON’T YOU COME ALONG WITH ME WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU SEE SAY GOODBYE TO ROMANCE GIRL WELCOME TO MY WORLD THERE’S NO DOUBT, YOU CAN’T LOCK ME OUT THERE’S NO ESCAPE, SELF-AESTHETIC RAPE’ I’VE GOT AN INNER CALM I HAVE A SUBTLE CHARM YOU’VE NEVER MET A MAN LIKE ME GIRL, ?????????????????????????????????????? |
| DO THE KARATE
(,SQUEAKY) EVERYBODY’S GOTTA FOLLOW ME DO THESE MOVES SO I CAN SEE YOU GOTTA CHOP TO YOUR LEFT KICK TO YOUR RIGHT PRETTY SOON YOU’LL BE READY TO FIGHT CHOP TO YOUR RIGHT AND KICK TO YOUR LEFT DANCING IS AS EASY AS PETTY THEFT DO THESE MOVES AND DANCE IN TIME IF YOU DON’T DO IT RIGHT I’LL RIP OUT YER SPINE OH HA! GET OUTTA THE WAY I AM YOUR SENSEI CHOP SOCKY EVERYDAY DO THE KARATE YOU DON’T HAVETA HAVE A BLACK BELT ON TO DO THE MOVES TO THIS SONG YOU GOTTA BUY THE RECORD DO WHAT I SAY YOU’LL BE DOING THE KARATE |
DON’T COME
BEGGIN (ARTIE) SEE YOU ALL OVER THE STREETS THESE DAYS LIKE THE GARBAGE THEY FORGOT TO PICK UP LIFE STORY WRITTEN ON A CARDBOARD BOX HEY MAN I KNOW THAT YOU GOT IT ROUGH IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU'RE EARLY RETIRED, I WOULDN'T PISS ON YOU IF YOU WERE ON FIRE, SO DON'T COME BEGGIN TO ME DON'T COME BEGGIN TO ME NOW YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS WRECKED YOU GOT NO SELF RESPECT LEFT GIVE ME YOUR POOR, YOUR TIRED YOUR HUDDLED MASSES TELL THEM ALL THAT THEY CAN KISS MY ASS I DON'T CARE HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THAT SQUEEGEE GET AWAY FROM MY CAR! MY CAT SHITS ON A CUSHION OF FEATHERS WITHOUT A ROOF UP ABOVE YOUR HEAD NO ONES GONNA MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEAD DON'T ASK ME FOR FORTY-FIVE CENTS BUT THAT CAN'T EVEN BUY A SQUEAK FROM DAVID WILENTZ! |
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